Sometimes ya just gotta laugh...

Oct., 2014

Sometimes, you look back, and you just have to laugh.  Well....the week didn't start out that way.

I woke up, as I usually do and stretched in bed for about 10 minutes.  Then, as always, I slowly got up and sat on the side of the bed until the room stopped spinning.  Well....it didn't stop this time.  I got into a standing position, and used my hands against the wall to keep me in a standing position.  I felt like I had a hang over, but didn't have a chance to enjoy the party first.

I walked to the kitchen, literally banging off the walls, door frames, and furniture.  I reached the dining room table, and plopped...literally plopped down onto the nearest chair.  What the heck was happening?

Throughout the day I continued to experience this spinning of the room, upon sitting, standing, or laying down.  It reached a point where just moving my eyes to a different position would send me into spin mode.  There was something wrong.  My wonderful, loving caregiver helped me to the car, and we drove to the Urgent Care.  Diagnosis.....Vertigo.  Vertigo, on top of the balance issues of Parkinson's Disease.  Wow, this was going south...real fast.

To reference my Movement Disorder Specialist...my life with PD would be slow.  Well, heck, life with Vertigo and PD was at a total stop.  I took my medication as prescribed, and walked along very cautiously trying not to bend down, or make a sudden movement.  For the entire week, I did this well....well enough to make it through the day.  Soon the spinning in my head lessened, but had not fully disappeared.

By the end of the week, the walls were caving in, so I decided to take a walk.  Autumn is my favourite season, and I had yet to walk around the block taking in the different hues of yellow, orange, and burning reds.  I decided to take Bella, my wee Yorkie, with me.  Around the bend of the second block, everything went awry. 

I was walking with Bella across a patch of leaves that lay on the sidewalk in a little pile where water had saturated the ground.  The long and short of it....I fell......I lay sprawled on the ground, and Bella's leash was not in my hand.  Now....it is well documented by my sons, that I fall in slow motion.  They laugh and tell the tales of mom's falling while a deep slow voice is saying, " N...o....ooo...ooooo".  Cute. ( They watch far too much TV.!)

So, back to my walk..., I recall my foot slipping across the wet leaves.   I let go of the leash as I knew I would need my hands to support my fall.  I remember thinking...my butt is going to hurt!!  But in some twisted manner....literally, I managed to go forward, landing on my knee, and falling to my right side, onto my elbow with my shoulder into the fence.  Some how, I slipped ..forward?!?  To this day, I still can not figure out how I landed in that position.


Then....Bella!!  I glanced over my shoulder to see her running in the middle of the road in circles!  This big pink handle was chasing her.  You see, Bella's leash is one of those with the pull back tension spring which had suddenly kicked in and was headed right back to her..  With all of her little might, Bella was determined to out run the handle

So, there I lay twisted on the ground, while my Yorkie was running in circles, for her life.

If anyone saw, they obviously were too embarrassed for me to help, or....couldn't stop laughing long enough to lend a hand.

I managed to get to my feet, pants covered in mud, knee bleeding, and began to chase the handle of a leash, that was chasing my Yorkie.  Each time I tried to step on the handle (remember, I still had vertigo so was having difficulty bending down), the handle would stop initially, but, Bella would run, and the handle would slip from my foot, sending it flying again....and, sending Bella, running like heck, again.

Although it felt like hours of running in circles after the leash,  that was after Bella, I managed to step on it and bend over to pick it up.  All without falling   We limped home, Bella damaged for life, and myself, trying to figure out how I had slipped..... forward.??? .

Well, Bella was not scathed....she continues to enjoy her walks.  And me....Vertigo has calmed and I have learned that I should never leave the house without my trusty walking cane.  When I look back....I just have to laugh.....at myself, and my beautiful little Bella who was  running for her life..